http://www.henrythethirst.com the hum-drum life of a thirsty man Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:01:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1290 This is a comment from Matt Finish on the previous post, reproduced here to make sure no one misses it. Hello to all of Davids friends out there. We have now got a date for my dear Brothers funeral. It is to be held at; Randalls Park Crematorium. Randalls Road, Leatherhead, ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1289 (This is just a placeholder for now. I'll update it when more details are known. Anyone who wants input on what goes here, email sprocket@simong.org) henry the thirst, as he was known to his many internet friends - David Windsor in real life - died on or around 19th June 2010. ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1288 Why I bother listening to the traffic news is quite a mystery. In the last week, or so, there has only been ONE day when junction 10 has not been mentioned. Today it was on again, yes, how boring, it was on AGAIN. There was a smash-up and the A3 was backed ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1286 Are you talking to me? Well, I don't see anyone else round here. It's alright. Just calm down. Yes, I know that you knew where she was and that must have been very hurtful for you. I know, I know. Well, I know that you can tie better knots than, ahem, ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1285 "Press 1 if you want to waste some money. Press 2 if you are stupid. Your call is important to us. Press 1 if you want to waste some Vivaldi's Four Seasons. If you are an idiot please press your head against the wall; no, harder. We value your customer ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1284 All I had to bloody well do was get a signature. A signature that meant that they had witnessed me signing my letting agreement. Mani is on holiday so I tried the lezzers. Then I tried the twat with the dog etc. His girlfriend came up and I distinctly heard him ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1283 There aren't many things that require the services of an angle-grinder. Yes. grinding an angle maybe, you at the back. One thing that the angle-grinder is NOT for is to piss me right off. Scene: Kitchen window. "Oi! Shut that up NOW!" FX: Zzzzzscreezzzzscree "Oi! shut up!" So then I put on my kicking boots ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1282 At skool. you had to support some sort of stupid foopball club or another. But get this. A lot of boys supported the Cheleseas and made out out that they went up the Shed. Which they didn't. There were harder girls with feather-cuts than grammar school boys. I loved Charlie George because ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1281 First of all, listen to this. The cover from 'Bryter Layter' is rather strange. The photograph is in a 19th Century mood. The graphics are from a century later. Leaning on artwork from the 1910s it always bent me. The photograph on the reverse shows Nick leaning against a motorway. The ... http://www.henrythethirst.com/index.php?p=1280