MALAYSIAN BLOG AND GUNS AND STUFF

marcB was the start of all of this. well, some of it anyway. he suggested that i might like to hear some tunes recorded by the popular beat combo, messrs. lemon jelly. so i did.

now one of these, ahem, tunes featured a piece of sampled stuff what goes “boom schticky boom” but i don’t know where they sampled it from. so i tried to google for it. i never found out who recorded the original of ‘boom sticky boom’, or whatever it might be called, but i did stumble across this:

http://www.sixthseal.com/000898.html

and then had a read around the rest of the site. i was still laughing at the ‘behold, the greasy water’ bit later on in tesco’s carpark.

then we went to the sweary pub. amidst the rude swears i overheard a conversation that went something like this:

“so i’m trying to turn right into the station right and there’s this bmw coming out and i can’t go nowhere and so i give the v’s.
then this bloke gets out and goes ‘you give my missus the finger’ so i says what am i supposed to do, it’s a main road right and all stuff going everywhere so he says ‘get back in your little car’ but it’s a vectra, right and i got well annoyed. so i said you get back in your car you mug and he said ‘i’m packing’ and starts making out he’s got a gun in his pocket and pointing it at me.
(at this point there are jeers along the lines of: ‘packing for tesco’s’ and ‘packing for his holidays?, you should of asked him where he was going’ etc.)

the interesting thing was that man in sweary pub was far more annoyed about the remark about his ‘little car’ than he was about having a gun, or more likely a banana, pointed at him.
apparently gunman had said ‘what are you going to do when you’re on the deck?’
i suggested that an appropriate reply might have been ‘wriggle about a bit, do some bleeding and then die’.

although the story was very amusing and the whole sordid episode must have happened about fifty feet from my kitchen window, i had missed it because i was at that time in tesco’s carpark laughing at the blog of mr huai bin of malaysialand.

but i can’t help feeling that the neighbourhood is going to the dogs.

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dear reader, do have a look at the sixth seal site. it really is a good laugh.