25/1/2010

UPON BEING STUBBORN

Filed under: — henry @ 10:55 pm

I bet that if you could find a rented mule that was more stubborn than me, it would cost you more than ten bob.

This evening it took me half an hour to get dressed; I don’t think I’ll be going to Buffs tomorrow.

The thing with being stubborn is that it never goes away. Stubbornness never leaves you alone - like a party that nobody comes to.

To look at me, you might think that I am am happy and all that. But I am not.

However, I am stubborn so I can do things that other people can’t.

(caution: may contantain nuts)

IT IS WITH GRATITUDE

Filed under: — henry @ 10:01 pm

My brother sharpened his pen and attended forthwith.

Let me explain; a broken arm is a broken arm. Hooray for me because I managed to get get dresssed.

Maybe tomorrow I shall sit in my OCD seat and wait until Doc Holiday sees me.

My other thanks go to Mani who did some laundry and, of course, Omally

19/1/2010

TYPING - RIGHTHANDED

Filed under: — henry @ 10:24 pm

yarroo!

this one really hurts i tell you.
my left arm is bust right at the neck. at the shoulder.

thanks to my brother he has kept me supplied. sometimes i feel like crying but that won’t do any good.

back to bed for me.

stay safe.

7/1/2010

TILL RAGE

Filed under: — henry @ 4:22 pm

Seeing as how the Hornby Dublo trainset that exists around here can’t cope with a couple of inches of snow and, seeing as I was supposed to see Doc Holiday, I decided to hoof it.

It was quite a nice day but the black-ice was treacherous. I reached the surgery bang on time, had the chat and then went to the bank. Oh dear - I am a ton in the red.

I bought a little basket of stuff and made for the tills.

At the ‘baskets only’ thing there was a woman in front of me. Well, that’s alright because I’ve got all day anyway. So I stood and waited and then I heard the magic words:

“Oi, you.”

Then I got a prod in the back.

“There is a queue, you know.”

Well, to me, a queue is a line and not a load of morons bumbling about. The man who had prodded me was about my age (although I look much younger) and he was in a right strop. Now I don’t much like being ‘Oi youd’ and I certainly don’t like being prodded. I explained that I wasn’t aware of being a queue jumper and made my apologies and and retired to the rear of the milling crowd.

I started to converse with a nice lady. She said, “Look - till rage", and it was the same bloke going raving bonkers. All I had was an apple and some Aunt Bessie’s spuds (no chance of them thawing out) and then the fight nearly started. There was a woman paying for some stuff and matey started chiming in and then another bloke thought it would be a good idea to have a go. The row really started to kick off.

Scummer number one could have been decked with one good punch but I had decided to behave myself and so me and this lady just shook our heads. We talked about the weather. Then, the alert supermarket team sprang into action and fired-up all tills.

Outside, in the carpark, I nearly got killed by a man in a 4X4 who had decided to drive on the pedestrian walkway. Another woman said, “You just can’t believe it, can you?”

The trains were dead. One broken at Berrylands and so I started talking to a fellow and we had both lived in Berlin. He was ex-services but I never told him what I did there. He probably thinks I did ’secret’ things.

I drank my coffee and walked home.

I’m now friends with a neighbour and, hey, Omally might well be arriving soonish.

Don’t forget to hold hands when you cross the road.

H.

5/1/2010

STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND

Filed under: — henry @ 5:43 pm

(my regards to, hmmm, Robert Heinlein, unless I am very much mistaken)

Ever seen me sorely vexed? What? Never? Happy-go-lucky old me? No answer required from Trouty but I bet the rest of you can hardly imagine it for a million pounds.

You should have seen me yesterday. It was the first time that I had actually cried for years. Barbie Henry cries real tears.

Half of it has stopped working so then I have to rewire everything to see the other half and so-on and so-forth.

The font on the lappytoppy is so small that even a leprechaun couldn’t read it and my speakers won’t plug into it and, and, and…

I hope that this message in a bottle finds its way into your safe hands.

Don’t take sweets from strangers, especially those who have found themselves in a strange land.

Love and kisses,
H.

4/1/2010

WORD OF WARNING

Filed under: — henry @ 8:24 am

Unless you want to drive yourself absolutely nutbags, never, ever get a a new compluter.
In my humble experience you will find that they don’t work the same and will destroy everything that you ever had before.
All I ever wanted was something that worked the same, something that I understood.
Now, everything is different.
I have to revert to the clockwork one just to blah, blah and, indeed, blah.

I’m SO depressed.

How does this new thing work? I dunno. How does the old one work? Search me.

The new router seems to work but I am too old for learning curves.

Why can’t it just be the same? I am very miserable.

3/1/2010

A TARADIDDLE

Filed under: — henry @ 4:22 pm

There seems to have been a bit of a mix-up in the interwebular world.
For a start my router blew up which is why I havent been about for a while. In order to try to sort this out involved (and I am NOT joking) over two hours on the phone to New Delhi at Gawd knows what cost.

I gave up on my D-Link router (the second one, may I add) and I went and bought a Belkin router for a million pounds. Eventually, after more calls to the sub-continent, I got the thing thing going and, hooray, I was back on line. Or was I?

Everything is different, which I do not like, and I can’t do the things that I need to do. I just want it to be the same - that’s all. At least I am half back on line. I can’t get SimonG’s site to work properly, or mine come to that.

AOSmell say that they do not support Belkin and I suspect there may be some awful battle of the firewalls going on. I can still post but my blog is lost and this wretched thing thinks I should sign up to Blogger but I can’t manage it.

I really am at my wit’s end with it all.

WAAH?

Filed under: — henry @ 2:59 pm

Where’s my blog gone?