Dear me
Well. I had a bad night, OK? So when the question of breakfast arose I thought - ‘Stuff it - I want kippers’ Because we have hidden away real Manx kippers. Fried in butter they are GORGEOUS!! Urp!
Then I came to the challenge of installing the new computery. Head in hands. Lying on the floor. Wondering why x didn’t work. And.
But it’s there. Next problem - re-build the network. Not today.
Now shield your eyes, you delicate female persons but I have a problem. NO - NOT that problem.
I’m sick and tired of stupid spam mail about medication and my pesonal bits and pieces. But try this one:
Wow! Check out this huge enlargement patch sale!
Hmm.
This is a sale of a patch that only works for huge enlargements?
The patch to be sold consists of a huge enlargement?
This is the biggest ever sale of h.e.patches?
How can we stop this revolting stuff? I’m old, mildly wise and unsurprised by most things - BUT
I don’t need this - and my dear wife who also sees this stuff certainly doesn’t need it!! And they don’t speak English either!!
Dad’s thoughts today?
Every decade our life objectives change. It seems to work almost exactly at the zero - 10 / 20 / 30 / & etc. Have you revised your objectives for your next decade? You really should. It will change your life and you need to change your life. Go in peace - Dad
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Funny how there’s always a typo in Spam, even when it looks real.
Personally I now enjoy the benefits of a huge one, plus I have a loan and loads of internet friends, a few rolexes and a Nigerian bank account
Comment by lordhutton — 7/9/2006 @ 3:00 pm
download ’spybot search and destroy’ and run it.
it should clear out loads of the electrickery things that make you so attractive to spammers.
spybot s&d is free and it really works.
Comment by henry — 7/9/2006 @ 3:54 pm
and this weightloss thing that you have mentioned previously?
whoever told you that frying kippers in butter helps you to lose weight more easily than by simply grilling or poaching the has been having you on. in order for you to lose weight effectively you should microwave the kippers having previously encased each in a block of lard. serve garnished with a packet of sugar. have that for breakfast and you’ll certainly be feeling peckish in time for your cheese fondue lunch.
good grief.
Comment by henry — 7/9/2006 @ 4:03 pm
‘Tis true what Hennery says about Spybot. Click on this link http://spywarebot.com/?hop=congoman and then click on the big yellow button wot says Free Download, then you’ll need to install the proggy so remember where you download it to on your PC.
Ah, you’ll be fine.
And kippers? a fine brekkers but grilled is much better for you and just as tasty.
Comment by Omally — 7/11/2006 @ 6:47 pm